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RISC OS Direct |
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(16:41 17/4/2002)
[mentat] (16:53 17/4/2002)
moss (16:56 17/4/2002)
[mentat] (17:07 17/4/2002)
moss (14:58 15/6/2002)
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moss (14:58 15/6/2002)
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moss (14:58 15/6/2002)
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andypoole (14:58 15/6/2002)
moss (14:58 15/6/2002)
Phlamethrower (19:09 17/4/2002)
ToiletDuck (14:58 15/6/2002)
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moss |
Message #9303, posted at 16:41, 17/4/2002 |
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Try selling it over the phone? |
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I don't have tourettes you're just a cun |
Message #9304, posted by [mentat] at 16:53, 17/4/2002, in reply to message #9303 |
![[mentat]](/images/smileys/mentat.gif) Fear is the mind-killer
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Cold calling?
"Good morning sir, I was just wondering if you'd like to buy an OS. No, I'm afraid it won't run on your PC. Yes, that's right, you'll need another one. No, no your USB devices won't work with it. You'll have to replace them with slower, more expensive parallel ones. You will? Great! How much will it cost? Probably nothing.... you see, hang on, let me put you in touch with ROL. They'll ignore your emails anyway, so it won't cost you a thing!"
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moss |
Message #9305, posted at 16:56, 17/4/2002, in reply to message #9304 |
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Virtual Acorn Direct? |
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I don't have tourettes you're just a cun |
Message #9306, posted by [mentat] at 17:07, 17/4/2002, in reply to message #9305 |
Fear is the mind-killer
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Sigh. Do you want me to make up some dialogue for that one too???? |
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Message #9308, posted by [mentat] at 17:58, 17/4/2002, in reply to message #9304 |
Fear is the mind-killer
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"Good morning sir, I'm calling from VirtualAcorn and I... no I'm not sure It's legal. What do you mean 'where did I get your number from?'!" |
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Phlamethrower |
Message #9315, posted at 19:09, 17/4/2002, in reply to message #9314 |
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Except that some silly person decided to make the entire Mac mouse into a giant button. |
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moss |
Message #9307, posted at 14:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #9306 |
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No... just suggesting it might be more succesful...  |
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moss |
Message #9309, posted at 14:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #9308 |
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Buggger it!  Erm... 3-button mice Direct? |
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Message #9310, posted by [mentat] at 14:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #9309 |
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Buggger it! Erm... 3-button mice Direct? "You're trying to sell what?! Why would I possibly want THREE mouse buttons....?" |
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moss |
Message #9311, posted at 14:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #9310 |
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Buggger it! Erm... 3-button mice Direct? "You're trying to sell what?! Why would I possibly want THREE mouse buttons....?"
BECAUSE THEY'RE BLOODY USEFUL!!! WHY WON'T THE *TWAATS* WHO USE OTHER OPERATING SYSTEMS *REALISE* THIS?????????Ahem. Sorry. |
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I don't have tourettes you're just a cun |
Message #9312, posted by [mentat] at 14:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #9311 |
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Actually I'd rather RISC OS was the only OS that made sensible use of all three... 'Cept some clever dick came up with that scrolly button wheel thingy...  |
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andypoole |
Message #9313, posted at 14:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #9311 |
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Buggger it! Erm... 3-button mice Direct? "You're trying to sell what?! Why would I possibly want THREE mouse buttons....?"
BECAUSE THEY'RE BLOODY USEFUL!!! WHY WON'T THE *TWAATS* WHO USE OTHER OPERATING SYSTEMS *REALISE* THIS????????? Ahem. Sorry.
"That's because they use one buttoned macmice - theyre simpler and I know which button to press." |
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moss |
Message #9314, posted at 14:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #9313 |
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"That's because they use one buttoned macmice - theyre simpler and I know which button to press." Indeed. And *that's* why I don't like Macs - that ethos.  Now, Linux...   |
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Message #9316, posted by ToiletDuck at 14:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #9315 |
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i use 5 mouse buttons & that wheely thing |
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