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"Welsh Dragon Sausages" DO NOT CONTAIN DRAGON |
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Jason Togneri |
Message #102198, posted by filecore at 08:00, 15/5/2007, in reply to message #102197 |
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I'm a veggie You're a vegetable?
Time for a joke: if you are what you eat, and vegetarians eat vegetables, then what is a humanitarian? |
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Phil Mellor |
Message #102345, posted by monkeyson2 at 21:21, 20/5/2007, in reply to message #102183 |
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I'm a vegetarian, and I wouldn't be stupid enough to think such a sausage was vegetarian...
The fact some Mars bars are veggie and some aren't shows we have bigger problems than sausages that do list pork in the ingredients!  
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Adam Lloyd |
Message #102548, posted by adamlloyd at 00:05, 31/5/2007, in reply to message #102198 |
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I'm a veggie You're a vegetable?
Time for a joke: if you are what you eat, and vegetarians eat vegetables, then what is a humanitarian?
Oi! You told Andy Poole off for half jokes like that  |
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VinceH |
Message #102553, posted by VincceH at 08:28, 31/5/2007, in reply to message #102548 |
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Oh, it was a half joke. I wondered why I didn't get it. |
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Phil Mellor |
Message #102554, posted by monkeyson2 at 09:13, 31/5/2007, in reply to message #102553 |
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Oh, it was a half joke. I wondered why I didn't get it. Yes. It was missing the funny half. |
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Jeffrey Lee |
Message #102562, posted by Phlamethrower at 21:20, 31/5/2007, in reply to message #102554 |
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I've just thought up a cunning solution to this (the original) problem. What if they named one of the pigs Dragon? |
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GuestX |
Message #102572, posted by guestx at 11:15, 1/6/2007, in reply to message #102562 |
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I've just thought up a cunning solution to this (the original) problem. What if they named one of the pigs Dragon? Wouldn't all of the pigs need to be called Dragon? Otherwise you'd run out after only a few sausages. |
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Jeffrey Lee |
Message #102573, posted by Phlamethrower at 11:24, 1/6/2007, in reply to message #102572 |
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Possibly, yes.
Either that or they could put a tiny bit of Dragon into each sausage, thus making the Dragon pig last longer.
Or they could label the packets "May contain Dragon", because they've been processed in the same factory that the original Dragon pig was, erm, processed. And IMO "May contain Dragon" sounds more interesting than saying nothing at all |
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Colin Cartmell-Browne |
Message #102574, posted by Col at 11:49, 1/6/2007, in reply to message #102573 |
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Either that or they could put a tiny bit of Dragon into each sausage, thus making the Dragon pig last longer.
Sorry wouldn't work - they could only be named after the major ingredient. I.e. a little bit of dragon wouldn't count (I once worked in a bakery that had to rename its meat and potato pies to potato and meat because that what the major ingredient!)
However they could create a new breed of pig and name it dragon. Problem solved. |
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GuestX |
Message #102673, posted by guestx at 12:15, 4/6/2007, in reply to message #102574 |
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However they could create a new breed of pig and name it dragon. Problem solved. It would have to be related to this:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4605202.stm |
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Jeffrey Lee |
Message #102675, posted by Phlamethrower at 12:23, 4/6/2007, in reply to message #102673 |
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Colin Cartmell-Browne |
Message #102679, posted by Col at 13:19, 4/6/2007, in reply to message #102673 |
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However they could create a new breed of pig and name it dragon. Problem solved. It would have to be related to this:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4605202.stm
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