RISCWorld Volume 6 Issue 3

APDL Incorporated is delighted to announce that the latest episode  in
the long running RISCWorld saga is now available on CD. A  complete
boxed set of all the episodes from seasons 1 to 5 is also available  on
DVD direct from the manufacturer.
 
Subscribers will be receiving the latest episode by post shortly.
 
In this episode gorgeous pouting Dave Bradforth has to make a  decision,
will be fall for the highly attractive ArtWorks with it's new PDF  export, or
will he be seduced by Tracer Professional. Meanwhile man about  town
Matt Thompson is still playing games, will he get found out?
 
Meanwhile the long running saga about little RISC OS 4 taking it's  first
steps continues, whilst big brother, RISC OS Adjust, gets  "re-configured"
in a brutal boot attack. Meanwhile VirtualRiscPC is off for a  power 
management
seminar whilst the real RiscPC decides it's time for a  spring clean.
 
This episode also includes some long running plot twists involving  Paul
Brett's love of free software, Aaron Timbrell's dangerous obsession  with
old copies of DrawWorks and Dave Holden's compulsion to give away  a
full version of NightSky to all subscribers.
 
Meanwhile in the background some dirty deeds are underway, who could
be  getting started with digital cameras? Why are the cast heading to  
Guildford
later this month and who will be making a scheduled trip to the  South West in
February.
 
All this, and less, in the latest exciting episode, coming to a letter box  
near
you soon.
 
(In this episode the role of spot the dog is played by Hugh  Jampton.)

APDL's spokesman for media content, Mr Vic Ticious went  on to say "Here
at APDL we are committed to furthering the leverage generated  by our
proactive multimedia enterprises and to consolidating our key  business
strategies by employing customer facing paradigms throughout the key  areas
of our business."
 
APDL's Chairman, Mr David Holden, speaking from his luxury 120ft  Dredger
moored adjacent to Battersea bridge "I don't know what's  happened
to these press releases. A couple of years ago they were quite  sensible
and now they don't make any sense at all."
 
RISCWorld is 6 and a half years old.
 
Aaron (RISCWorld)