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moss |
Message #9336, posted at 16:59, 17/4/2002 |
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Oh dear, my trousers have fallen down and the dog's in the sitting room! Lucky the vicar didn't see. |
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Message #9337, posted by [mentat] at 17:09, 17/4/2002, in reply to message #9336 |
![[mentat]](/images/smileys/mentat.gif) Fear is the mind-killer
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"Top Secret", 1988, starring Val Kilmer. |
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Message #9339, posted by [mentat] at 17:56, 17/4/2002, in reply to message #9338 |
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It can't be wrong, you mosspit, have you seen it? |
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moss |
Message #9340, posted at 17:58, 17/4/2002, in reply to message #9339 |
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It can't be wrong, you mosspit, have you seen it? No... fair point. Is there a script anywhere?But it wasn't what I was quoting! |
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Message #9341, posted by [mentat] at 18:10, 17/4/2002, in reply to message #9340 |
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There's a similar situation to what your original quote describes, but with a cow, not a dog! |
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moss |
Message #9342, posted at 18:23, 17/4/2002, in reply to message #9341 |
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There's a similar situation to what your original quote describes, but with a cow, not a dog! I shall have to hunt it out... it sounds interesting...
Here's the full scene where my quote comes from:
--INT: LIVING ROOM SET OF "OH CRIKEY" on ITV
[A man and a woman are fooling around on their sofa. The doorbell rings.]
WOMAN: Oh, no! That must be the vicar! Go answer the door, darling! MAN: Why can't you? WOMAN: I have my apron on! [MAN and WOMAN fling their heads back in exaggerated television laughter.]
WOMAN: I know--I'll go to the kitchen and take it off while you answer the door! MAN: Right! [WOMAN exits the set. The MAN goes to open the door. When he opens it, a dog walks in.]
MAN: Uh--no! [As he moves to retrieve the dog, his pants fall down.]
MAN: Oh dear, my trousers have fallen down and the dog's in the sitting room! Lucky the vicar didn't see. [He tries to chase the dog and pull his pants up at the same time.]
MAN: No, no, come here, no, hold still...! [The MAN squats down on the floor, pants still down, and tries to restrain the dog. The VICAR walks in and sees this scene at the same time the WOMAN re-enters.]
VICAR: Oh, Crikey! WOMAN: Oh, Crikey! MAN: I can explain! Oh, Crikey! |
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Message #9344, posted by [mentat] at 10:40, 22/4/2002, in reply to message #9343 |
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FILL IN A NAME IN YOUR PROFILE, RUBBIT! |
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moss |
Message #9345, posted at 13:38, 22/4/2002, in reply to message #9344 |
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FILL IN A NAME IN YOUR PROFILE, RUBBIT! You realise that now she isn't likely to do it in a million years? |
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ribbit |
Message #9348, posted at 15:49, 22/4/2002, in reply to message #9347 |
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I'm heartbroken.... |
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Message #9358, posted by [mentat] at 16:42, 23/4/2002, in reply to message #9357 |
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He's going to bore you and still you're not satisfied?!?!? Sheeez, you're a harsh lass... |
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ribbit |
Message #9359, posted at 16:43, 23/4/2002, in reply to message #9358 |
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He's going to bore you and still you're not satisfied?!?!?Sheeez, you're a harsh lass... I'm very demanding, you know. Only the best for me! |
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Message #9363, posted by [mentat] at 00:30, 24/4/2002, in reply to message #9361 |
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I've just had RISC OS explained to me. My head hurts
Did moss bore you in the head? I'm surprised you let him! Moss, did she spit or swallow. Or ear? --
sorry |
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Hertzsprung |
Message #9370, posted at 20:52, 24/4/2002, in reply to message #9369 |
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Its architecture still is the best, IMHO. If Acorn were to have continued development, do you think they could have brought us pre-emptive multitasking + multithreading? |
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Hertzsprung |
Message #9372, posted at 21:02, 24/4/2002, in reply to message #9371 |
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From a users point of view - there seems to be no great difference between ROS 2 and ROS 4+. I guess it is the internals that change more drastically than the external features. Take Windows - Windows XP still looks and behaves very similarly to Windows 95 - though its stability has increased enormously since then. If only Linux could have a ROS desktop (yes, I know about ROX) instead of X, I would be very happy indeed. |
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moss |
Message #9375, posted at 09:06, 25/4/2002, in reply to message #9374 |
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Well, it's all been said, really, hasn't it? So instead, I shall say this:
It's our occupation we're a dancing nation
We keep the pressure on every night
Explanations are complications
We don't need to know the where or why
Taking chances bold advances
Don't care if you think we're out of line
Conversation is interrogation
Get our of here we just don't have the time Take or leave us only please believe us
We ain't ever gonna be respectable
Like us hate us but you'll never change us
We ain't ever gonna be respectable Hesistation is just frustration
Give us the music and we're alright
On each occasion for you information
We can look after ourselves alright Take or leave us only please believe us
We ain't ever gonna be respectable
Like us hate us but you'll never change us
We ain't ever gonna be respectable Fascination is our sensation
We like to put ourselves on the line
Recreation is our destination
So don't wait up for us tonight Take or leave us only please believe us
We ain't ever gonna be respectable
Like us hate us but you'll never change us
We ain't ever gonna be respectable |
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Hertzsprung |
Message #9376, posted at 09:22, 25/4/2002, in reply to message #9374 |
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Save it for not the playpen!Yikes, serious discussion... *shivers* This is the playpen? AARGH! Oops, sorry. I forgot where I was for a minute. Hehehe :me scuttles off to the General Discussion forum: If I promise to keep sane stuff in the sane forums, will you guys keep the insane stuff in the insane forum (i.e. the PlayPen)? |
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ribbit |
Message #9364, posted at 14:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #9362 |
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I've just had RISC OS explained to me. My head hurts  Who did that then? And what did they say?  Was it all doom and gloom... Rob explained it; I more or less lost him after the first sentence..... |
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moss |
Message #9338, posted at 14:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #9337 |
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Wrong!  |
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ribbit |
Message #9343, posted at 14:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #9342 |
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Stop quoting from The Young Ones, moss. You know it only gets you into trouble  |
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Message #9374, posted at 14:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #9371 |
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Probably; if Acorn were still around and RISC OS had some money behind it, then anything could happen. As it is, I worry  Save it for not the playpen! Yikes, serious discussion... *shivers* |
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Message #9373, posted by [mentat] at 14:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #9372 |
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From a users point of view - there seems to be no great difference between ROS 2 and ROS 4+.
I would argue with that, but not in the playpen!  |
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ribbit |
Message #9346, posted at 14:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #9345 |
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FILL IN A NAME IN YOUR PROFILE, RUBBIT! You realise that now she isn't likely to do it in a million years? You know me too well
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moss |
Message #9371, posted at 14:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #9370 |
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Probably; if Acorn were still around and RISC OS had some money behind it, then anything could happen. As it is, I worry |
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Message #9347, posted by [mentat] at 14:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #9346 |
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Whooo! Now all ribbits posts are squished. 
[Edited by mentat at 15:34, 22/4/2002] |
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moss |
Message #9369, posted at 14:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #9366 |
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I really couldn't tell how he felt, to be honest. All a bit over the head. I'd sum it up as "one of the best operating systems ever created; but now sadly neglected" |
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ribbit |
Message #9368, posted at 14:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #9367 |
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I really couldn't tell how he felt, to be honest. All a bit over the head. If it went all over the head, I'm sure he felt satisfied.
I was waiting for someone to say that |
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Message #9367, posted by [mentat] at 14:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #9366 |
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I really couldn't tell how he felt, to be honest. All a bit over the head.
If it went all over the head, I'm sure he felt satisfied. |
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ribbit |
Message #9366, posted at 14:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #9365 |
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Rob explained it; I more or less lost him after the first sentence..... Oh... Rob... I would guess he wasn't very complimentary then No-one who doesn't use it is
I really couldn't tell how he felt, to be honest. All a bit over the head. |
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Message #9365, posted at 14:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #9364 |
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Rob explained it; I more or less lost him after the first sentence..... Oh... Rob... I would guess he wasn't very complimentary then No-one who doesn't use it is |
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Message #9352, posted by [mentat] at 14:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #9351 |
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Lolita muffdiver? Jeeez. I don't think explicit usernames should be allowed. Still, as long as muffy doesn't post to any of the real forums it should be ok...
I think she's got better things to do than post about RISC OS!
Yeah, right |
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