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rich (11:31 18/1/2007)
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Richard Goodwin |
Message #97335, posted by rich at 11:31, 18/1/2007 |
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I have just discovered a new law of nature after talking to people at work:
* The size of a man's laptop screen added to the size of his cock equals 20".
I, of course, have a 12" laptop. Someone here claims his laptop is only 17", but looks to us like a 19"er.
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Rich.
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Jeffrey Lee |
Message #97337, posted by Phlamethrower at 11:33, 18/1/2007, in reply to message #97335 |
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What about PDAs that have the capabilities of a laptop, and can be used on ones lap?
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Richard Goodwin |
Message #97340, posted by rich at 11:54, 18/1/2007, in reply to message #97337 |
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Not a laptop though, is it? I could put my desktop machine on my lap, doesn't make it a laptop. Plus, I have a 19" screen on that, as well as a 28" TV. I'd have to be made into a woman. A very, um, deep woman.
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Rich.
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Jeffrey Lee |
Message #97341, posted by Phlamethrower at 12:00, 18/1/2007, in reply to message #97340 |
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Not a laptop though, is it? I could put my desktop machine on my lap, doesn't make it a laptop. Plus, I have a 19" screen on that, as well as a 28" TV. I'd have to be made into a woman. A very, um, deep woman. In that case, I do not own a laptop. Therefore my screen size is 0"
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Richard Goodwin |
Message #97342, posted by rich at 12:03, 18/1/2007, in reply to message #97341 |
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BEAT THAT. 
You have no laptop, so it doesn't apply, does it? You, in fact, have to multiple by the size of your non-existent laptop screen. Which is, of course, 0.
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Rich.
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John |
Message #97343, posted by mr-mac at 12:07, 18/1/2007, in reply to message #97342 |
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BEAT THAT.
You have no laptop, so it doesn't apply, does it? You, in fact, have to multiple by the size of your non-existent laptop screen. Which is, of course, 0.
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Jeffrey Lee |
Message #97344, posted by Phlamethrower at 12:12, 18/1/2007, in reply to message #97342 |
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BEAT THAT.
You have no laptop, so it doesn't apply, does it? You, in fact, have to multiple by the size of your non-existent laptop screen. Which is, of course, 0.
You are clearly misinterpreting the law.
"The size of a man's laptop screen added to the size of his cock equals 20"
There is no mention of multiplication, only addition. |
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Message #97345, posted by monkeyson2 at 12:15, 18/1/2007, in reply to message #97335 |
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I, of course, have a 12" laptop. Only because you broke your old one, and something snapped off  |
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Richard Goodwin |
Message #97347, posted by rich at 12:24, 18/1/2007, in reply to message #97344 |
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BEAT THAT.
You have no laptop, so it doesn't apply, does it? You, in fact, have to multiple by the size of your non-existent laptop screen. Which is, of course, 0.
You are clearly misinterpreting the law.
"The size of a man's laptop screen added to the size of his cock equals 20"
There is no mention of multiplication, only addition.
If you don't have a laptop, you can't add its screen size, can you? You can't add something that doesn't exist. Who's misinterpreting it now?
And it's my law, so if you don't play by my rules I'm talking my ball(s) home.
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Rich.
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Richard Goodwin |
Message #97348, posted by rich at 12:26, 18/1/2007, in reply to message #97345 |
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I, of course, have a 12" laptop. Only because you broke your old one, and something snapped off
I put it back together, but it never worked right since. And it was a Tablet PC, so quite small.
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Rich.
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Jeffrey Lee |
Message #97349, posted by Phlamethrower at 12:26, 18/1/2007, in reply to message #97347 |
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And it's my law, Hmm
I have just discovered a new law of nature after talking to people at work: So you went around asking people how big their cock was?
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Richard Goodwin |
Message #97350, posted by rich at 12:33, 18/1/2007, in reply to message #97349 |
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So you went around asking people how big their cock was?
Or did you measure them? I asked them how big their laptops were, and inferred the rest. But once I announced it, no-one denied it, so it must be true. 100% fact.
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Rich.
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Jeffrey Lee |
Message #97352, posted by Phlamethrower at 12:40, 18/1/2007, in reply to message #97350 |
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I see.
Well, I've just been discussing incredibly useful anti bike theft devices, which involve maiming or killing whoever tries to steal your bike.
BIKE THIEVES BEWARRE! |
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